To any establishments, employers and such looking for a character reference for Alton Sisson…
He is of very poor moral value, has zero regard for his his behavior impacts others, and is a habitual thief. Alton is an expert on exploiting weaknesses in others, and uses that knowledge to extort as much financial benefit for himself, women are his primary targets. He’s very talented at manipulating the truth and takes zero accountability for his actions. The only reliable thing about him is his unreliability. As long as a situation allows him to personally gain something from it he will eventually show up, the moment it doesn’t he will gone with no notice or explanation. He’s not a team player, unless you’re one of the many women he’s sleeping with. Alton is fantastic with technology, he has mastered the art of communicating on multiple phone with a significant amount of women he meets on his numerous dating and hookup sites. He has cleverly devised a system of assigning nicknames to women as to not mistake using the wrong name when exchanging dialog. He’s very diverse and is happy to sample an impressive range of ages, races and ssizes. He doesn’t discriminate or have standards, anyone will do. He’s extremely co-dependent on others to fulfill his needs.
Alton is very knowledgeable about aliens, current government events, BMW’s, vape pens and outer space. He loves sharing that knowledge for hours on end.
Alton is a forward thinker. He chronically makes big plans for a future that never quite seems to materialize.
payroll for Alton is quite easy, all checks can be made to the Oregon Lottery. It’s his long-term primary investment.
Alton values family. He will quickly become very close friends with the daughter(s)/niece(s)/sister(s) of the owner of the company. In some cases he will even become very close friends with the owners wife.
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