Alton Sisson (Pipelayer – Salem/Portland/Bend/Redmond, OR) ✔️PROSTITUTES ✔️SEX ✔️DRUGS ✔️CHEATING MANWHORE ✔️PORN ADDICT ✔️CHRONIC LIAR ✔️HOMELESS ✔️GAMBLING ADDICT ✔️FELON ✔️F*CKS THROW AWAYS & BAG B*TCHES ✔️Tainted AF ✔️Desperate OLD ONLINE DATING WHORE

Amazingly enough it turns out that you are never too old to learn something new about yourself for instance today I learned that in instant disqualifier to get you off of my potential team roster is to say stupid shit to me like “worst case scenario we can always fuck in the car” — turns out that’s not gonna fly in my world. like how pathetic is that?! Clearly they don’t know who they are talking to. I’m not some low brow Bottom of the barrell throw away. Sorry bud not a chance your broke ass is getting into this box, not ever. but hey at least I learned something new today 😉

if first you don’t succeed, try and try again. Fuck I hate this shit. No one said starting over would be this fucking ridiculous, frustrating and annoying. I just want a huge dick to pound me out when I need it and who is happy to call me all his. Why is this so difficult to find?!? What a waste of new Victoria Secret grrrrrr!

xoxo 💋