Alton Sisson (Pipelayer – Salem/Portland/Bend/Redmond, OR) ✔️PROSTITUTES ✔️SEX ✔️DRUGS ✔️CHEATING MANWHORE ✔️PORN ADDICT ✔️CHRONIC LIAR ✔️HOMELESS ✔️GAMBLING ADDICT ✔️FELON ✔️F*CKS THROW AWAYS & BAG B*TCHES ✔️Tainted AF ✔️Desperate OLD ONLINE DATING WHORE

Is your dream man so emphatically lazy that he’ll leave garbage all over your side of the bed? Because you paying for it, picking it up and hand delivering to him apparently wasn’t enough. Nothing like a subtle slap to the face. Oh, Alton…. you redefine what it means to be a “gentleman”. Have you ever felt the need to binge watch hours and hours of ridiculous shows on aliens or how about a 3 hour long movie about Jesus? Sounds painful doesn’t it? Better strap in because Alton has ZERO regard for your wants or needs – he only cares about his needs 100% of the time. There will never be a moment where he will compromise so you both can enjoy spending time together- won’t happen – he DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIM. growing up to you dream that your prince charming would receive hundreds of texts from other women a DAY? how about 2-5am messages from other women on messenger? Do you just love watching your man scramble to silence his phone when receiving almost hourly calls from numerous other women throughout his day? Thanks to whoever just blew his phone up at 11:30pm…. just further reiterates my point. Bag bitches be needy lol aka “Hi Samantha Seaton (@samanthaseaton)!”. Fucking degenerate losers. Does it melt your heart to watch your honey have to turn his back to your countless times a day so he can respond to the constant array of messages from women? If so – Alton is your guy! He’s a real classy fellow. Are manners unnecessary? Sure hope so because you won’t be hearing any “please” or “thank you” from Alton ☆ unless he needs money then he sure acts right real quick but the moment the green hits his hand POOF! His ability to use manners like a respectable gent DISAPPEAR. Its magical.

we’re gonna have to start an Onlyfans just to cover his constant gambling debts. That, actually, will be A LOT of fun!!! No time like the present time to get it started!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🍆💧😝😋

xoxo 💋