Alton Sisson (Pipelayer – Salem/Portland/Bend/Redmond, OR) ✔️PROSTITUTES ✔️SEX ✔️DRUGS ✔️CHEATING MANWHORE ✔️PORN ADDICT ✔️CHRONIC LIAR ✔️HOMELESS ✔️GAMBLING ADDICT ✔️FELON ✔️F*CKS THROW AWAYS & BAG B*TCHES ✔️Tainted AF ✔️Desperate OLD ONLINE DATING WHORE

Wouldn’t it be great if dating today you could just cut out all the bullshit and really get to the brass tax of what you’re looking for in a potential partner??? I’d love for my seeking section to read similar to:

Seeking: Attractive Well-Endowed Mentally Stable Physically Fit with Visible Muscle Tone Gainfully Employed Straight Male ages 32-50 who doesn’t live at home with his parents or that has roommates. The term “savings account” must not be a foreign concept to you. Tattoos are a bonus – as long as you didn’t acquire them in prison. STD free. Rough necks are my kryptonite! Must be willing to make naughty home videos with me on rare occasion. You need to have no major vices – no gambling addiction, alcoholism, need to be a non-smoker, no porn addiction. Open to wearing matching ugly holiday sweaters for Christmas cards. Holding hands. Patience..