So tonight while I labored away massaging on Shitshow Sisson’s aching back, while being forced to watch one of his educational torture films on government conspiracy and aliens imagine my surprise when a notice stating “Amanda viewed your profile in Hot or Not” go check out her profile right away to see if it’s a match”…. that mother sucker!?! As if fighting endlessly over his pof and tinder bs wasn’t enough the slimy lowlife sack of shit decided to add to the nasty ways he continues to embarrass himself online.
Well, Sisson let me help you answer the “Hot or Not” question – news flash! Your ass is over 40, trolling on a site that someone as young as 13 can be on…hmmm, I stand behind my ‘Chomo’ observation.
And given the average user is 23 years old you just look like the pervert old ass starting-to-bald creep who preys on younger women while desperately trying to cling onto the ‘wonder years’ of your youthful past…I hate to break it to you darling but there’s nothing more sad than some busted up old guy who suffers from occasional, but becoming more frequent, bouts of erectile dysfunction, who’s trying to reclaim his youth with 20 somethings, dressing like a gold class douche bag in clothes that can only be described as ‘the “in thing” back in the 90’s’ apparel that your painfully obviously way too old to be wearing, all while hilariously embarrassing yourself trying to be all cheeky and flirty online.
No respecting woman of any age would be proud to present your broke busted up balding slightly over weight ass to her parents. Your more like the walk of shame. Don’t get me wrong- your actions are fantastic for blogging material but nonetheless it just showcases what a lowlife immoral drug dealing piece of shit you’ve turned into. There’s nothing to be proud of and definitely not one trait about you now that’s worth respecting . You’re over 40 and still live with roommates, and not even in your own house!? What do you think you’re in college??? Driving a $700 car…? There’s nothing hot about being over 40 with your shit clearly not together. Seriously – your favorite daily pastimes include chronic porn watching, playing with your Dick like it’s a worry stone masturbating numerous times a day, alone, with zero shame or awareness at how pathetic that is (are you a precedent teenager with nothing better to contribute to society?!), and of course – talking endlessly about yourself, all day everyday, always bragging about all the shit You USED to have, all the epic shit you’re gonna someday have once You decide to finally grow the hell up, and how amazing You are. I don’t know whether to laugh or shake my head. You don’t even have a credit card, your drivers license or a real checking account. So to answer the question: NOT hot at all 👎
One a side note… given your perpensity to fall for Spam gutter sluts routinely in the hopes of slumming like the throw away you are I’m so looking forward to the day you try to ‘hookup’ with one of the many trannys the site has to offer. *priceless*
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