Alton Sisson (Pipelayer – Salem/Portland/Bend/Redmond, OR) ✔️PROSTITUTES ✔️SEX ✔️DRUGS ✔️CHEATING MANWHORE ✔️PORN ADDICT ✔️CHRONIC LIAR ✔️HOMELESS ✔️GAMBLING ADDICT ✔️FELON ✔️F*CKS THROW AWAYS & BAG B*TCHES ✔️Tainted AF ✔️Desperate OLD ONLINE DATING WHORE

Imagine my surprise to find a Dutch bros. Stamp card under the passenger seat of Alton’s car when he decided he needed to perform an 11pm car douching in 30° weather….a) I know it wasn’t there 2 weeks ago when we previously cleaned it b) he doesn’t drink coffee, usually because he’s too broke but I found it EVEN MORE interesting that it had 3 – yes I said THREE – stamps on it. When asked about it he swooped in with lightening fast speed and snatched it right up. He conveniently stashed it within the other trash from the car and walked to the a trash bin as far away as possible.

He really has no fucking low. He’s made walking away far too easy. He won’t be missed. His lack of respect, non-existent morals and chronic dirty dick episodes are not worth having him in my life on any level anymore. Who he turned out to actually be disgusts me.

He was the biggest waste of 4.5 years. An epic embarrassing waste of life.

And I will say it again – I’m still not 100% sure he’s not gay. The past two weeks have afforded me numerous incidents that seriously made me question him on his sexuality…honestly, not one time has he denied it. Granted, he hasn’t confirmed it but one could argue it’s a real possibility. Sitting around night after night in super sexy lingerie all dolled up, wet and ready only to have to sit untouched as he speeds hours on his phone going through and contacting one man after another profiles’ online seems a little homo to me…just saying.