Alton Sisson (Pipelayer – Salem/Portland/Bend/Redmond, OR) ✔️PROSTITUTES ✔️SEX ✔️DRUGS ✔️CHEATING MANWHORE ✔️PORN ADDICT ✔️CHRONIC LIAR ✔️HOMELESS ✔️GAMBLING ADDICT ✔️FELON ✔️F*CKS THROW AWAYS & BAG B*TCHES ✔️Tainted AF ✔️Desperate OLD ONLINE DATING WHORE

What kind of class act asshole has to call into work because he doesn’t have enough gas in his car to get to the job site because he gambled $1800 this weekend….?

What kind of class act asshole gets up and eats an entire bag of cereal, fills it fill of milk knowing I’m lactose intolerant, doesn’t offer me any and then proceeds to eat all of it while never once thinking that I might want to eat too….?

What kind of class act asshole spends the entire morning on his phone taking hours to delete dating site after dating sites, numerous Facebook accounts, unimaginable email accounts, etc. All while porn plays on not just one but two TVs while expecting me to sit and stare at the walls….?

What kind of class act asshole spends hours on his phone while my car sits broken down at a gas station along the freeway, at risk of being towed, forcing me to be his captive in his tweaker oasis, just to leave me stressed out, starving, verbally beat down, stranded when yesterday I could of had it towed home by someone else that offered and not having to suffer through this unbelievable hell of porn and immature punk phone shit….?

What kind of class act asshole thinks he’s earned the right to call himself a man when all he can do is watch porn, obsess over his smart phone, play with his Dick, embarrass himself on dating sites like the over 40 year old has-been he is now, act like a narcissist selfish lowlife and still be able to look himself in the mirror everyday without wanting to do the world a favor and simply blow his brains out for being the useless waste of oxygen he’s turned into…..?

Alton would be that class act asshole.

FML.

Its now 2:30pm and I’m still sitting around having my life fucked off so he can play drug dealer on his phone so he can get gas money….amazing how a) he makes $32 an hour at his FULL TIME job b) I’ve told him countless times I HAVE GAS MONEY yet here is another wasted beautiful day of him being a useless, toxic, game playing, selfish asshole just to entertain himself at my expense, caused absolutely immeasurable levels of unnecessary stress in an already stressful situation, at the negative impact on my life, my still starving self, while my car sits being at risk of being towed at my expense, not to mention I still haven’t even been able to go get the right part and now the day is rounding the temps over 90 degrees….and its a coin toss is that’s the only thing wrong with my car so the remainder of my afternoon and evening is a coin toss and uncertain given that it lies in the hands of some immature jerk who isn’t even responsible enough to put gas in his own car before gambling away his every last cent – he never wins at some point you’d think he’d realize he’s no good at gambling and should quit donating over $80,000 a year to the Oregon lottery. I guess playing games with other people’s lives is more fulfilling than acting like a responsible, respectable man. Good thing i have tools in my rig as I’m going to most likely be the one to fix it….thankfully my “bad ass who needs a man” card hasn’t expired yet.

Wish me luck.

Xo