Alton Sisson (Pipelayer – Salem/Portland/Bend/Redmond, OR) ✔️PROSTITUTES ✔️SEX ✔️DRUGS ✔️CHEATING MANWHORE ✔️PORN ADDICT ✔️CHRONIC LIAR ✔️HOMELESS ✔️GAMBLING ADDICT ✔️FELON ✔️F*CKS THROW AWAYS & BAG B*TCHES ✔️Tainted AF ✔️Desperate OLD ONLINE DATING WHORE

Anytime I contemplate dating anyone I first screen them to establish if they are in fact a possibility or not. I’ve established a firm guideline of three simple questions that quickly rule out any of the riffraff that I would ultimately have no use for. First question: are you in fact single? This means that no one else on the entire planet would answer that they are dating/married to you in the event they are asked 2. What are your felonies? IF any. 3. How big is your dick?

I found that those three questions alone is enough to rule out at least 50% of the people who inquire about dating me instantly. And on one such occasion I through the routine three questions and in response some guy had this complete attitude and was calling me some stupid slut bitch, that I was shallow…. blah blah blah and I simply responded in the only manner that I thought was appropriate. That was by saying “I’m sorry about your penis size. Not everyone can be a winner” safe to say we are no longer talking as it was a very short-lived conversation LOL. Sometimes the harsh reality of hearing the truth is just too hard for some to handle.